Monday, August 11, 2008

My Browsing is Male

Mike has a test that analyzes your browser history and uses some formula to determine if you're male or female.

Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 18%
Likelihood of you being MALE is 82%

I don't surf porn or sports sites. I wonder what tipped the balance?

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Thursday, June 12, 2008

I was feeling content with boredom just yesterday. Enjoying it. Savouring it.

grumble grumble grumble.

Maybe I shouldn't post before breakfast.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

I debated a death announcement for this blog, but decided it was premature.

maybe my life might soon have excitement that i may deign to talk about.

ha.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

My images are seldom what they seem.

Its late at night. Its Autumn. She sits on her terrace, eyes glazing over traffic twenty three floors below. Her hands curl around a generous mug of black coffee. A cigarette lies smoking in the ashtray, threatening her shawl that has fallen to the ground.

The terrace door swings open, a hand is gently placed on her bare shoulders.

"I want to be alone today.
But you're allowed in.
Yes, you.
Promise you'll be nice."

Thursday, February 7, 2008

I want to be alone today.
But you're allowed in.
Yes, you.
Promise you'll be nice.